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Play Forever and Play To Win

Posted by Steve Bzomowski on May 20, 2015

Got this note from a long-time, many-time NTL Weekend Camper (mostly Santa Barbara but he got up to Portland NTL once, too). “So about a month ago I decide to get a little cardio work in anticipation of Santa Barbara on a Saturday afternoon. There is a very popular hiking trail in the mountains near my house that is 3 miles up a steep trail to a peak overlooking LA. I walk up the hill at a brisk pace and then start jogging down.  I’m about halfway down and pass a young couple (in their mid 20s probably) heading up the hill. As I go past them I hear the young man say to the girl: “I get really inspired when I see old guys like that trying to stay in shape.”  First time anyone has ever seriously referred to me as being old. Devastated my ego. Switching direction for a minute I need to tell you about how my son broke my heart. I’d been coaching him at the local YMCA youth basketball league since he was 5 years old.  In 5th grade tells me that he doesn’t like basketball anymore and is going to quit playing. Broke my heart. But you gotta let your kids make those kinds of decisions for them-self so I say fine as long as he picks some other sport. Over the next couple years he tries some other youth sports and in his freshman year of high school finds true love: tackle football. His problem is his body. He’s 6’3″ 155 pounds his freshman year.  Freshman basketball coach drooled over him, football coach wondered what position the twiggy looking kid could play. He lifts weights like crazy and finally his senior year starts at left offensive tackle. He’s 6’6″ 185 pounds. The other four offensive lineman all weigh 230-240 pounds. The tallest kid on the basketball team is 6’4″. So anyway, my son comes home from his freshman year of college for spring break a few days before I go on the hike I mentioned. He tells me he had been playing pick up basketball games in the gym at school and is having a lot of fun and is getting pretty good.  He tells me he’s getting so good he can probably kick my ass. Upon thinking about it some more, he tells me, he’s sure he can kick my ass. Not only will he kick my ass, he says, he will beat me down so bad I’ll never play again. This trash talk goes on for a few days. Finally, I get sick of it and tell him to meet me at the high school gym after my team practice on Monday and  we will play 1 on 1 to 15 points. He shows up and takes a few warm up shots all the while talking trash for the benefit of the couple  of high school kids who were still in the gym. We start the game. I kick his ass 15-4. Moral of the story: never f*^k with a guy who just got told he was old for the first time. See you in Santa Barbara.”

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The “Reminds Us of Awards”, NTL Santa Barbara Camp, May 2015

Posted by Steve Bzomowski on May 6, 2015

At each of the Never Too Late Basketball Weekend Camps, Adidas sponsors the NTL “Reminds Us of Awards”. Every player is acknowledged as having some quality or characteristic that reminds us of some former or present player (or referee or movie actor or who-knows-what). Coaches confer on Saturday night and we present them at the Sunday afternoon post-camp breakup lunch.

Here is the rundown on the awards from the NTL Weekend Camp, Santa Barbara, CA, May 2015

Jim Morris, perhaps the greatest 40 Shot shooter in NTL Camps history, channeled Russell Westbrook from his Bruin days (but did not dunk)

Henry Jai leaned and fell away going glass for the Sunday 4-team game winner and walked away with the coveted Chris Paul

Mike Strautmanis posted and passed and shot like Boris Diaw then upped his game and got the Arne Duncan 

Coach Keith Webster said Andy Owens was the best defender in camp which got him the Gary Payton Award

Justin Owens was in the mix for best Big Man and was graced with the Frank Kaminsky Award

Evan Asher flashed MVP form then wrong footed at the buzzer à la Steve Nash (but promises not to retire)

Shelly Asher, steady and underrated and effective and unfazed, walked with the prestigious (to the coaches) Mike Conley

Bob Zukis, 6’8″ and a globetrotting Masters player, sees the court and moves a bit like the legendary Arvydas Sabonis

Leon Kwan, improving by the minute, went inside and out and garnered the Kevin McHale MIP

We liked Josh Berezin’s game as we like Steve Blake’s game: skilled, athletic, team first

Slim Garry Williams ain’t no Big Baby no more, he’s our Louis Orr (#55)

Peter Thom had his best camp in years and torched opponents like Bob Petit

Shaun Kerr, likewise had his best camp. He’s a gamer, a keeper, and gets the Jae Crowder

Brett Bowles, solid and confident, knows how to get it done and picks up the JJ Berea

Brother Brady Bowles wins NTL Camp shooting contests year after year and gets (the somewhat related to JJ Berea) JJ Redick!

James Terrile, southpaw, focused and dangerous with a developing crossover and on-the-cusp jumper, wins the prestigious Pablo Prigioni

Gary Seto, #2 camp draft choice, defended and surprised and scored in the lane like Evan Turner

Chinh Le, soared to the best vertical (29.75″), won the NTL Fastest Human Being, played an awesome all-around game and snatched the Cory Alexander (who graduated from U VA with a degree in psychology). C & C would have made a great backcourt in Charlottesville!

Matt Newman, also of U VA, played like another former Wahoo, Bryant Stith: smooth, skilled, relentless, equal parts good and great

Jeffrey Ogbara is a better athlete than Mike Waitkus, but Waitkus, Brown ’86 and he share a championship demeanor. (JO can become a very good basketball player.)

Mike Webb is a lefty scoring machine who is now finding others easy baskets, like Chris Mullin used to do

Kevin Ng is amazing. Gordon Hayward type amazing.

John Hochhausler knocked his college-age kid off in a game of one-on-one and then came to camp and played like Luc Longely, maybe better.

Rich Gulden. How good was he? Jeff Hornacek good!

Sam Dekker was among my favorite college players all year. Joe Corella won his 2nd NTL Camp 3 Point Shooting Contest and stands shoulder-to-shoulder with the clutch Badger

Philly Duchene runs an offense and runs a defense and runs a game like Ty Lawson

Jason Ford never knows who his award namesake is but we all know he plays like Luis Scola. Yes!

Robert Parish (“Chief”) loved playing with John (“Tricks”) Bagley. Parish would have loved playing with Alexander Lim, who can do it all, too.

YK Low went to the University of Memphis. So did Derrick Rose. They both are playing very good basketball right now!

Steve Lutz can shoot from anywhere. So could Jeff Fryer

Keith Stamler played like Dave Myers, not quite Ann Myers, but Dave Myers ( 4-time All-American) was really good, too

George Sya defends and scores clutch hoops like Andre Iguodala, a true Warrior

John Wang may not go pro like Tyus Jones but he is confident and talented and so good that I am certain Coach K would love to have him (in some capacity) on his team.

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